He is suave and sophisticated, charming and well spoken, he is... Gregory Pecker...!

Cheezy Grin.
Inflation Nozzle Inappropriately Located on Tip.
Coloured Head (Differing From Shaft).
Easy To Grab and Non-Slip.
Very Photogenic.

The perfect stag, hen, bachelor, bachelorette party gag gift for adults he's sure to create a laugh without offence to anyone, well almost anyone!